1. "Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can make a pretty good down payment."

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    My Sociology Professor, while discussing how when people of different classes were asked how happy they were, a higher percentage of people in the middle and upper classes said that they were “very happy”.
    36 minutes ago

  2. "…meters per cubic day."

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    Professor, I think he meant cubic meters per day, since we’d have to think of time and space like they do in The Time Machine to make that work.
    4 days ago

  3. "Well, now that you’ve loosened up a bit and made a donation, you should feel pretty good that you did something nice for someone else. And if you didn’t give anything, feel free to feel guilty and crummy or whatever."

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    My Sociology Professor
    4 days ago
  4. lunchbagart: Trivia: who is this person?

    lunchbagart:

    Trivia: who is this person?

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    4 days ago

  5. Maybe my costume didn't show enough skin?

    • Drunk Guy 1: DUDE! This guy is Skeeter!
    • Drunk Guy 2: DUDE!
    • Many other drunk people: You're the Flash? Why is your face blue?
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    1 week ago

  6. I see what you did there

    • Professor: ...so we need to use the direct step method to solve this. Tom, do you understand what we're doing?
    • Tom: Yeah, I'm right behind you.
    • Professor: So you're behind then?
    • Tom: Yeah, but following what's going on
    • Professor: Oh, good.
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    1 week ago

  7. "I missed class today because I was feeling well."

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    Line from a mass email from someone in my sociology class
    1 week ago
  8. the-liechtensteinian: Balloon Boy, Fresh Prince Style (From Facebook.com through Digg.com) YES.  Collaboration on Facebook comments is what the internet was made for.

    the-liechtensteinian:

    Balloon Boy, Fresh Prince Style

    (From Facebook.com through Digg.com)

    YES.  Collaboration on Facebook comments is what the internet was made for.

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    3 weeks ago

  9. Hardheaded

    • Harding: So, what's the answer for number 6?
    • Everyone: Steel.
    • Harding: That's right, steel. Hey, how many of you are MATEs?
    • *no one raises their hand*
    • Harding: All right, how many of you are Civil Engineers?
    • *2/3 of the group raise their hands*
    • Harding: See, they write the FE for Civil Engineers. So if you ever have to guess what material is the answer, GUESS STEEL. I don't know what it is with you guys. I mean, there are plenty of other materials you can use /besides/ steel and concrete, but noooooo, you guys insist on it.
    • I'm kind of sad I didn't have MATE 210 with this guy. He was flippin' hilarious.
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    3 weeks ago

  10. Anything you can do, Eigen do better

    • Professor: ...and that's the definition of an eigenvector. Hey, I've got a good one. What do you call a baby eigensheep?
    • Students: *collective apprehension to yell, "NO! Don't say it!"*
    • Professor: ...A Lamb, duh!
    • Students: *collective sigh/groan*
    • We're reviewing for the EIT/FE, and tonight we went over math (or, as our professor said it, maths!) This evening reminded me why I once thought "Gee whiz, Jake, you should totally get a minor in math(s)"
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    4 weeks ago